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I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.


I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "Yes".


I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. So I looked closer. It was made of grass.


My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.


I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.


I had amnesia once or twice.


I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.


I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.


I got a chain letter by FAX. It's very simple. You just FAX a dollar bill to everybody on the list.