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Lightbulb Joke of the Day!



Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.




Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...




Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.




Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you ? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.




Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Huh? The light's out?




Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: What lightbulb?




Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None: They concern themselves with inner light.




Q: How many Arians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.