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Insult of the Day!

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.

$HOME = /dev/null.

3K RAM free, no EMS.

A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world.

A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.

A 20th century man... The guy has no future.

A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.

A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.

A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.

A couple of slates short of a full roof.

A couplet short of a sonnet.

A cup and saucer short of a place setting.

A day late and a dollar short.

A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.

A doughnut short of being a cop.

A few beads short in her rosary.

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