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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!

Shut up or I'll grind your other hand.

Mommy, Mommy! I hate tomato juice!

Shut up and drink it before it clots.

Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?

Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.

Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!

Shut up, we only have it once a month.

Mommy, Mommy! I hate spaghetti!

Shut up or I'll pull the veins out of your other arm.