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Science Joke of the Day!

O Humid Night

(Melody: "O Holy Night")

O Humid Night

Anopheline mosquitoes

Are circling you in the hope of a meal.

She takes a bite, saliva from her mouthparts

Drool parasites which you can't see or feel

Your brain can get sick,

You will have a coma

After the rage and the headaches have passed

You're veggie soup, home to protozoa,

Mosquito lands, time to go home at last..

Fall on your knees,

Pale, burning with fever


Are in your blood, were in your spleen


There's no real cure, just in your dreams...