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5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in – and visa versa.


4. I will not scratch wallpaper, curtains, furniture, clothing or my scratch pad.


3. I will not annoy the dog next door (unless I’m in a bad mood)




2. I will come when my human calls me (occasionally)


and the Number One New Year Resolution for Cookie is...


1. I will not sleep more than 23 hours per day.