How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!
What's tennis players favourite city?
How does a physicist exercise?
By pumping ion!
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run!
What is a runner's favourite subject in school?
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?
What does a footballer and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks!
Which football team loves ice-cream?