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Funny Test of the Day!



First name: ______________________

Last name(if known):______________



Address (where you live):_________

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Mother's name_____________________

(also relation, i.e., sister)



Birthdate(yours):__________________



Father's name:_____________________

(if known, if not, list choices)



Color of neck:

Light Red ( )

Medium Red( )

Dark Red ( )

No Neck ( )



Year of pickup truck:_____________



List all that you have in your truck:



Fuzzy Dice( ) Gun Rack( ) Coon Tail( )

Filled ash tray( ) Dead Road Kill( )

Dog of Unknown Breed( )



Have you ever been to a large city?

(Like Little Rock) Yes ( ) No ( )





How far can you throw cow pies?____

Do you eat cow pies? Yes( ) No( )



Wife's name:__________________

Is she: Cousin( ) Neighbor( )

Sister( ) Aunt ( ) Mother( )

Neighbor's dog( )



Does your wife weigh:

Less than 200 Pounds( )

Less than 300 Pounds( )

Less than a 747( )

More than a 747( )



Do you know what a 747 is?

Yes( ) No( )



How much smarter than you

is your wife:



50 IQ Points( ) 75 IQ Points( )

100 IQ Points( ) She Won't Tell Me( )



Does your wife wear:



A Dress( ) Pants( ) Hot Pants( )

Your Pants( ) Them Lawyer Clothes( )

Nothing( )



Understood previous questions:



Yes( ) No( ) Huh?( )

All of the Above( )

What "previous" mean?( )



Color of wife's hair:



Blonde( ) Red( ) Brown( )

Black( ) Bald( )



Last Elvis sighting:

Location: ________________

On what date?_____________



Can you count past five:

Yes( ) No( ) Past ten: Yes( ) No( )



Explain in ten words or less

why on Earth you want to be Governor

of Arkansas:



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Signature ('X' if you can't write)