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Checking the salad bar
The Top 10 Things To Check The Salad Bar Before You Load Your Plate Up
- Anything that's moving.
- Green Carrots.
- Moldy Croutons.
- Body parts.
- Blood in the French Dressing.
- A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.
- I've seen the movie...they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!
- Lettuce that closely resembles Astroturf.
- How should I put this...let's just that the sneeze guard didn't do its job and there's something phlegm related in the radishes.
- The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing up orders, under the ice on the bar.
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