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Checking the salad bar

The Top 10 Things To Check The Salad Bar Before You Load Your Plate Up

  1. Anything that's moving.

  2. Green Carrots.

  3. Moldy Croutons.

  4. Body parts.

  5. Blood in the French Dressing.

  6. A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.

  7. I've seen the movie...they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!

  8. Lettuce that closely resembles Astroturf.

  9. How should I put this...let's just that the sneeze guard didn't do its job and there's something phlegm related in the radishes.

  10. The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing up orders, under the ice on the bar.

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