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Bad to say at funerals
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
  
- Geez, what died in here? 
  
 - He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress. 
  
 - Nice service...where's the keg? 
  
 - When did he die...really...hey Bob, you won the pool!!! 
  
 - Hey, we're with the Publisher Clearing House Prize Patrol and we're looking for...oh, never mind. 
  
 - Don't look now Fred but you and the deceased have the exact same suit on. 
  
 - You know they touched that body up cause that shark has one of them legs. 
  
 - Not to cause panic or anything but something is leaking out of that casket. 
  
  
         
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