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Bad to say at funerals
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
- Geez, what died in here?
- He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress.
- Nice service...where's the keg?
- When did he die...really...hey Bob, you won the pool!!!
- Hey, we're with the Publisher Clearing House Prize Patrol and we're looking for...oh, never mind.
- Don't look now Fred but you and the deceased have the exact same suit on.
- You know they touched that body up cause that shark has one of them legs.
- Not to cause panic or anything but something is leaking out of that casket.
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