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Santa must be drinking
The Top 10 Signs That Santa Has Been Drinking
- While your child is on his lap, he tells them they're not getting his Bud Light.
- You see his sleigh pulled over and the police with a breathlyzer.
- Those darn milk and cookies never worked but the Jack Daniels does!
- You don't remember getting a request for venison in your stocking.
- Betty Ford releases him on December 24th.
- After each child, he has a Jello Shot.
- This year the sleigh is being pulled by the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull.
- He jumps down a manhole and then gets angry when he can't find the tree.
- Instead of going Onward, Dancer and Prancer...he just grumbles and says "Awww...just get going!"
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