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Asteroid hits the Earth
Top Advantages of An Asteroid Really Hitting Earth
- For starters, you'd be able to surf in South Dakota.
- Wouldn't have to hear that garbage Aerosmith song anymore.
- The one dinosaur on the planet (here's a clue..he's purple) would be extinct.
- We'd miss out on Tony Danza's or Jenny McCarthy's next sitcom.
- Puts a major damper on that Molly Hatchet/Judas Priest reunion tour.
- Pretty good chance that the Gorditas Dog from the Taco Bell commercials wouldn't survive.
- There'd be no more movies on the topic, that's for sure.
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