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Your dentist is crazy

The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy

  1. Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.

  2. His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"

  3. Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.

  4. Does an extensive search for and body.

  5. He...ummm..licks his tools clean.

  6. Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.

  7. When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.

  8. Wears a necklace made of human teeth.

  9. Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.

  10. Insists that a Novacaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.

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