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Good to be Canadian

Top reasons why it's great to be Canadian

  1. It beats being an American.

  2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

  3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.

  4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground

  5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?

  6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.

  7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

  8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins

  9. Own-an-eskimo scheme.

  10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground

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