Enter your E-MAIL address BELOW for JOKES by E-MAIL once a WEEK!
Wrong kid is mowing
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
- He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag.
- On the side of his mower you notice the stenciled silhouettes of thirteen cats.
- Stops frequently to nap inside the grass-catcher.
- Always trying to impress you by stopping the mower blades with his head.
- You notice him shoving the last of his clothes into the mulcher.
- He's fascinated by the details of you home security system.
- Stops every couple of minutes to smoke some clippings.
- Somehow manages to mow the hood ornament off your Lexus.
- Turns a goat loose and says he'll be back in three weeks.
- No toes.
Visit the previous joke about this topic!
Return to the top ten lists page
|Search for Jokes by Keyword