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Mommy mommy 03

Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?

Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!

Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.

Shut up and eat around it!

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?

Shut up and eat your cornflakes!

Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?

Shut up and get back in the box!

Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!

Shut up and comb your face!

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