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Mommy mommy 02

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?

Shut up and get back in the oven.

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?

Shut up and close the microvawe oven door behind you!

Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?

Shut up and get back in the oven!

Mommy, Mommy! But I don't wanna eat pizza!

Shut up and get in the oven!

Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax....

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