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Mommy mommy 04

Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf?

Shut up and comb your face!

Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear.

Billy, let go of Susie's ear.

Billy! Let go of her ear!

All right Billy, give me the ear.

Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.

Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.

Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?

Shut up and keep digging.

Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa.

Well, just push him aside and eat your beans.

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