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*   Vol. 8, Issue 03: Mon, Nov. 13, 2000  *







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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Telephone poles







2. Diagnosing problems







3. The cat got the mouse















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. Telephone poles















A foreman sent out two groups of men to put up







telephone poles along a new highway and asked







them to report at the end of the day. The crews







were gone all day and returned just as the sun







was setting.















The foreman asked the leader of the first group







how many poles they had installed. The reply







was eleven.















The foreman patted the guy on the back and said,







"Not bad." Then he went to the leader of the







next group and asked him the same question. Two







was the reply.















"Two! All you installed were two?! The other







group installed eleven!" The foreman exclaimed







angrily.















"Yeah," the leader answered, "But you should







have seen how much they left sticking out!"















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2. Diagnosing problems















A man goes to the doctor. "Doc," he says







pointing to different parts of his body,







"when I touch my arm it hurts. When I touch







my neck it hurts. And when I touch my







stomach it hurts. Do I have some rare







disease?"















"No," the doctor replied, "you have a broken







finger." 















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