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* Welcome to the Laughing Gas Newsletter! *
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* Vol. 8, Issue 02: Fri, Nov. 10, 2000 *
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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes
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# E D I T O R ' S T H O U G H T S
We'd like to apologize for the recent lack
of newsletters; we've had technical problems
involving with our computers. We have
corrected this problem, and as always, we
shall seek out and distribute the best jokes
we can find. Sorry again and enjoy!
# I N T O D A Y ' S I S S U E
1. Confusion about the thermos
2. Oxymoron collection
3. Actual newspaper headlines
4. Does insurance cover this?
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# J O K E S F O R T O D A Y
1. Confusion about the thermos
A man walks into a store and he saw a thermos.
The clerk walks up to him and asks, "May I help
you with anything?"
"Yea! What is that?"
"Why that's a thermos!"
"What's it do?"
"It keeps things hot and it keeps things
cold!"
"I'll take it"
The next day the man goes to work carrying
this thermos. His co-workers ask him,
"What's that!"
"It's a thermos"
"What's it do?"
"It keeps things hot and it keeps things
cold!"
"So whatcha got in it?"
"Two popsicles and a cup of coffee."
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2. Oxymoron collection
1. Act naturally
2. Found missing
3. Resident alien
4. Advanced BASIC
5. Genuine imitation
6. Airline Food
7. Good grief
8. Same difference
9. Almost exactly
10. Government organization
11. Sanitary landfill
12. Alone together
13. Legally drunk
14. Silent scream
15. American history
16. Living dead
17. Small crowd
18. Business ethics
19. Soft rock
20. Military Intelligence
21. Software documentation
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3. Actual newspaper headlines
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers
Should Be Belted
4. Farmer Bill Dies in House
5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
6. Stud Tires Out
7. Eye Drops off Shelf
8. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
9. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
10. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
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4. Does insurance cover this?
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# W E B S I T E L I N K S
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