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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Blondes Strike Back







2. Everybody, somebody, anybody, nobody







3. A letter from home







4. The history of Cliff Notes















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. Blondes Strike Back















Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?







A: The invitation















Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?







A: A hostage















Q: What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?







A: No one else wants it.















Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?







A: Invisible.















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2. Everybody, somebody, anybody, nobody















This is a story about four people: Everybody,







Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was this







important job to be done and everybody was asked







to do it.  Everybody was sure that somebody would







do it.















Anybody could have done it, but nobody did it.







Somebody got angry about that because it was







everybody's job. Everybody thought that anybody







could do it, but nobody realized that everybody







wouldn't do it. 















It ended up that everybody blamed somebody when







actually nobody asked anybody.















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3. A letter from home















Dear Dad,















$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$







of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all







my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything







I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t







$end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from







you.















Love, Your $on.















The reply from his father...















Dear Son,















I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and







oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an







hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the







pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and







you can never study eNOugh.















Love, Dad















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4. The history of Cliff Notes















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