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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E

1. An honest lawyer
2. Bribing a judge

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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y

1. An honest lawyer

An investment counselor went out on her own.
She was shrewd and diligent, so business
kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized
she needed an in-house counsel, so she began
interviewing young lawyers. 

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started
off with one of the first applicants, "in a
business like this, our personal integrity
must be beyond question." She leaned forward.
"Mr. Peterson, are you an *honest* lawyer?" 

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me
tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so
honest that my father lent me fifteen
thousand dollars for my education and I paid
back every penny the minute I tried my very
first case." 

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?" 

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted,
"He sued me for the money."

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2. Bribing a judge

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge
faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said,
"I have been presented, by both of you, with
a bribe."  Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. 

"You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you,
attorney Campos, gave me $10,000." The judge
reached into his pocket and pulled out a check.
He handed it to Leon. 

"Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're
going to decide this case solely on its merits. 

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