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*   Vol. 6, Issue 10: Fri, Sep. 22, 2000  *







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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes















# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Misunderstanding the service







2. A tax payment for the IRS















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1. Misunderstanding the service















A mother took her three-year-old daughter to







church for the first time. The church lights







were lowered, and then the choir came down







the aisle, carrying lighted candles. 















All was quiet until the little one started to







sing in a loud voice, "Happy Birthday to you,







happy birthday to you . . ." 















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2. A tax payment for the IRS















Attn: IRS 







Enclosed is my 1999 tax return & payment. 















Please take note of the attached article







from the USA Today newspaper. In the







article, you will see the Pentagon is paying







$171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00







for a toilet seat. 















Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value







$2400) and six hammers (value $1029). This







brings my total payment to $3429.00. 















Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and







apply it to the "Presidential Election Fund,"







as noted on my return. Might I suggest you







the send the above mentioned fund a 1.5 inch







screw." (See attached article...HUD paid







$22.00 for a 1.5 inch phillips head screw.) 















It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill







this year, and I look forward to paying it







again next year. 















Sincerely, 







A satisfied taxpayer 















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