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*   Vol. 6, Issue 10: Fri, Sep. 22, 2000  *
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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes

# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E

1. Misunderstanding the service
2. A tax payment for the IRS

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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y

1. Misunderstanding the service

A mother took her three-year-old daughter to
church for the first time. The church lights
were lowered, and then the choir came down
the aisle, carrying lighted candles. 

All was quiet until the little one started to
sing in a loud voice, "Happy Birthday to you,
happy birthday to you . . ." 

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2. A tax payment for the IRS

Attn: IRS 
Enclosed is my 1999 tax return & payment. 

Please take note of the attached article
from the USA Today newspaper. In the
article, you will see the Pentagon is paying
$171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00
for a toilet seat. 

Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value
$2400) and six hammers (value $1029). This
brings my total payment to $3429.00. 

Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and
apply it to the "Presidential Election Fund,"
as noted on my return. Might I suggest you
the send the above mentioned fund a 1.5 inch
screw." (See attached article...HUD paid
$22.00 for a 1.5 inch phillips head screw.) 

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill
this year, and I look forward to paying it
again next year. 

Sincerely, 
A satisfied taxpayer 

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