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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E

1. Y2K computer errors
2. Encounter with a bear

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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y

1. Y2K computer errors

January 4, 2000 
Dear Valued Employee: 
Re: Vacation Pay 

Our records indicate that you have not
used any vacation time over the past 100
year(s). As I'm sure you are aware,
employees are granted 3 weeks of paid
leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.
One additional week is granted for
every 5 years of service. 

Please either take 9,400 days off work or
notify our office and your next pay check
will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22
which will include all pay and interest
for the past 1,200 months. 

Sincerely, 
Automated Payroll Processing 

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2. Encounter with a bear

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted
a vicious-looking bear. 

The first lawyer immediately opened his
briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and
started putting them on. 

The second lawyer looked at him and said,
"You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun
that bear!" 

"I don't have to," the first lawyer replied.
"I only have to outrun you." 

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