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*   Vol. 6, Issue 07: Tue, Sep. 19, 2000  *







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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Helping a small boy







2. I want to talk to my lawyer















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. Helping a small boy















A priest is walking down the street one day







when he notices a very small boy trying to







press a doorbell on a house across the







street. However, the boy is very small and







the doorbell is too high for him to reach. 















After watching the boys efforts for some time,







the priest moves closer to the boy's position.







He steps smartly across the street, walks up







behind the little fellow and, placing his







hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans







over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.







Crouching down to the child's level, the







priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now







what, my little man?" 















To which the boy replies, "Now we run!" 















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2. I want to talk to my lawyer















A man called his law firm and asked the







receptionist if he could speak to his lawyer,







Mr. Smith.















She replied that she was sorry, but his







lawyer was dead. 















The next day the man called again wanting







to speak with Mr. Smith. 















The receptionist again said that she was







sorry, but he was dead. 















The next day, the man rang again and 







and asked if he could talk to his lawyer 







Mr. Smith. 















The receptionist said that she was 







sorry but she had already told him a 







hundred times that he was dead. 















The man replied, I know that, I just like







hearing it! 















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