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*   Vol. 6, Issue 07: Tue, Sep. 19, 2000  *
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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes

# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E

1. Helping a small boy
2. I want to talk to my lawyer

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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y

1. Helping a small boy

A priest is walking down the street one day
when he notices a very small boy trying to
press a doorbell on a house across the
street. However, the boy is very small and
the doorbell is too high for him to reach. 

After watching the boys efforts for some time,
the priest moves closer to the boy's position.
He steps smartly across the street, walks up
behind the little fellow and, placing his
hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans
over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the
priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now
what, my little man?" 

To which the boy replies, "Now we run!" 

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2. I want to talk to my lawyer

A man called his law firm and asked the
receptionist if he could speak to his lawyer,
Mr. Smith.

She replied that she was sorry, but his
lawyer was dead. 

The next day the man called again wanting
to speak with Mr. Smith. 

The receptionist again said that she was
sorry, but he was dead. 

The next day, the man rang again and 
and asked if he could talk to his lawyer 
Mr. Smith. 

The receptionist said that she was 
sorry but she had already told him a 
hundred times that he was dead. 

The man replied, I know that, I just like
hearing it! 

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