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* Welcome to the Laughing Gas Newsletter! *







* A free and clean comedy newsletter sent *







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*   Vol. 6, Issue 01: Mon, Sep. 11, 2000  *







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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes















# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Leaving money for the dead







2. Trying to find a worm















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. Leaving money for the dead















A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a







banker were gathered by a coffin containing







the body of an old friend. In his grief, one







of the three said, "In my family, we have a







custom of giving the dead some money, so







they'll have something to spend over there."















They all agreed that this was appropriate.







The banker dropped a hundred dollar bill into







the casket, and the car salesman did the same.







The lawyer took out the bills and wrote a







check for $300.















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2. Trying to find a worm















My daughter-in-law Alma and grandson Eddy







were digging for fishing bait in my garden.







Uncovering a many-legged creature, Eddy







proudly dangled it before his mother. 















"No, honey, he won't do for bait," his







mother said. "He's not an earthworm." 















"He's not?" Eddy asked, his eyes wide.







"What planet is he from?" 















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