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*   Vol. 6, Issue 01: Mon, Sep. 11, 2000  *
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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E

1. Leaving money for the dead
2. Trying to find a worm

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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y

1. Leaving money for the dead

A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a
banker were gathered by a coffin containing
the body of an old friend. In his grief, one
of the three said, "In my family, we have a
custom of giving the dead some money, so
they'll have something to spend over there."

They all agreed that this was appropriate.
The banker dropped a hundred dollar bill into
the casket, and the car salesman did the same.
The lawyer took out the bills and wrote a
check for $300.

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2. Trying to find a worm

My daughter-in-law Alma and grandson Eddy
were digging for fishing bait in my garden.
Uncovering a many-legged creature, Eddy
proudly dangled it before his mother. 

"No, honey, he won't do for bait," his
mother said. "He's not an earthworm." 

"He's not?" Eddy asked, his eyes wide.
"What planet is he from?" 

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