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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E

1. Tipping the pizza boy
2. Windows on a house

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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y

1. Tipping the pizza boy

"What's the usual tip?" a man growled when,
Jason, a college boy delivered his pizza.

"Well," Jason replied, "this is my first
delivery, but the other guys said that if I
got a quarter out of you, I'd be doing great."

"Is that so?" grunted the man. "In that case,
here's twenty dollars."

"Thanks," Jason said, "I'll put it in my
college fund."

"By the way, what are you studying?"
inquired the man. Jason replied,
"Applied psychology."

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2. Windows on a house

A window salesman phoned a customer. "Hello,
Mr. Brown," said the sales rep. "I'm calling
because our company replaced all the windows
in your house with our triple-glazed
weather-tight windows over a year ago, and
you still haven't sent us a single payment." 

Mr. Brown replied, "But you said they'd pay
for THEMSELVES in 12 months." 

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