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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Clinton's hidden bottles







2. Buying an incredible duck















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. Clinton's hidden bottles















Bill Clinton had a shoebox under his bed, that he







had told Hillary never to open. But one day she







got so angry with him that she looked in it out of







spite. She found 2 beer bottles and $3,000 in cash.







The next night while they were lying in bed,







Hillary asked Bill about the beer bottles. 















"They're for every time I've been disloyal to







you." Bill explained.















Initially, Hillary was upset but she thought to







herself: "Two is not so bad." 















But then she remembered the $3,000 in cash and







asked him about that.















"Oh, that?" Bill replied. "That's the money I







made from recycling all the other bottles." 















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2. Buying an incredible duck















A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone







crowded about a table watching a little show. On







the table was an upside-down pot and a duck tap







dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed







that he offered to buy the duck from its owner.







After some wheeling and dealing they settled for







$10,000 for the duck and the pot.















Three days later the circus owner runs back to







the bar in anger, "Your duck is a rip-off! I







put him on the pot before a whole audience and







he didn't dance a single step!"















"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you







remember to light the candle under the pot?"















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