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*   Vol. 3, Issue 1: Mon, Aug. 7, 2000    *







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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes















# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Visit to the dentist







2. Mail order catalogs















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. Visit to the dentist















My father was in the dentist's chair having







a root canal done. Every so often, the dentist







would stick a large toothpick-like object into







the tooth's canal to see how far he had drilled.







Each time, this thing caused my father great







pain, but whenever he complained, the dentist







replied, "Oh, that doesn't hurt -- it's just a







measuring device. 















This happened a couple more times. Again my







father complained -- again he got the same







response. Finally my father sat up in the chair,







took all the stuff out of his month and looked







straight at the dentist. "Excuse me for a







moment," Dad said. "I have to go out to my







truck, get my tape measure and whack you in







the head with it. It shouldn't hurt, though.







It's just a measuring device." 















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2. Mail order catalogs















An elderly fisherman wrote the following to a







mail order house: "Please send me one of those







gasoline engines for my boat you show on page







438, and if it's any good, I'll send you a







check." 















In a short time he received the following







reply: "Please send check. If it's any good,







we'll send the engine." 















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