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*   Vol. 3, Issue 2: Tue, Aug. 8, 2000    *
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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes

# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E

1. Selling a house
2. Healthy eating

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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y

1. Selling a house

When my son was about three, the people in
the family who lived behind our home had
their house for sale. My son, Allan, played
with their son, Curtis. One day Mom asked,
"Has Curtis sold his house yet?"

Allan, looked out the deck door across the
back yard and replied "Nope, it's still
there!" 

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* If anyone is trying to diet and lose
weight, this next advisory message may
just help you with your efforts.

2. Healthy eating

The Federal Drudge Administration is
planning to issue a Guideline for
Gourmets that advises you to:

A.  List your ten favorite foods.
B.  List your five favorite beverages.
C.  List all green vegetables that look
like marsh grass, fur balls, or little
trees.
D.  List water.
E.  Avoid A & B; eat only C; drink only D.

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