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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E

1. A joke for the married
2. Worrying about money

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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y

1. A joke for the married

A little girl and a little boy were at day
care. The girl approaches the boy and says,
"Hey Tommy, wanna play house?" 

He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?" 

The girl replies, "I want you to communicate
your thoughts." 

"Communicate my thoughts?" said a
bewildered Tommy. "I have no idea what that
means." 

The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect.
You can be the husband." 

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2. Worrying about money

Fresh out of business school, the young
man answered a want ad for an accountant.
Now he was being interviewed by a very
nervous man who ran a small business that
he had started himself. 

"I need someone with an accounting
degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm
looking for someone to do my worrying for
me." 

"Excuse me?" the accountant said. 

"I worry about a lot of things," the man
said. "But I don't want to have to worry
about money. Your job will be to take all
the money worries off my back." 

"I see," the accountant said. "And how
much does the job pay?" 

"I'll start you at eighty thousand." 

"Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant
exclaimed. "How can such a small business
afford a sum like that?" 

"That," the owner said, "is your first
worry." 

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