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*   Vol. 2, Issue 9: Thu, Aug. 3, 2000    *
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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes

# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E

1. Teaching good grammar
2. Government cost cutting

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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y

1. Teaching good grammar

Teacher: Billy, give me a sentence
starting with "I". 

Billy: I is ... 

Teacher: No, Billy. Always say,
"I am." 

Billy: All right ... "I am the ninth
letter of the alphabet." 

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2. Government cost cutting

The General Services Administration has
experts who actually visit different
agencies and suggest ways to streamline
their day-to-day routines. 

One such expert visited the Federal
Communications Commission and suggested
that they get rid of the clutter. He
suggested as a start, that they throw
out all correspondence over ten years
old. 

The FCC Director loved the idea, and
replied, "Good thought. but first,
we'll have to make three copies of
everything." 

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