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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E

1. One wish to each blonde
2. Question and answer gender jokes

# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y

1. One wish to each blonde

Three blondes were walking through
the desert when they found a magic
genie's lamp. After rubbing the lamp
to make the genie appear, he said,
"I will grant three wishes, one for
each of you." The first said, "I wish
I were smarter". So she became a
redhead.

The second blonde said "I wish I
were smarter than her." She became
a brunette.

The third blond said "I wish I were
smarter than both of them." So she
became a man.

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2. Question and answer gender jokes

Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start
throwing rice. 

Q: Men will brag that there are
women waiting by the phone at
this very moment for their call.
Who are these women?
A: Women working at 900 numbers. 

Q: Where is the best place in a
book store to find a man who is
handsome, a good lover and a
stimulating partner?
A: In the pages of a romance
novel. 

Q: What do you do with a man who
thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him. 

Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love
Too Much" a disappointment for many
men?
A: No phone numbers. 

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract. 

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