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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. One wish to each blonde







2. Question and answer gender jokes















# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. One wish to each blonde















Three blondes were walking through







the desert when they found a magic







genie's lamp. After rubbing the lamp







to make the genie appear, he said,







"I will grant three wishes, one for







each of you." The first said, "I wish







I were smarter". So she became a







redhead.















The second blonde said "I wish I







were smarter than her." She became







a brunette.















The third blond said "I wish I were







smarter than both of them." So she







became a man.















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2. Question and answer gender jokes















Q: How do you scare a man?







A: Sneak up behind him and start







throwing rice. 















Q: Men will brag that there are







women waiting by the phone at







this very moment for their call.







Who are these women?







A: Women working at 900 numbers. 















Q: Where is the best place in a







book store to find a man who is







handsome, a good lover and a







stimulating partner?







A: In the pages of a romance







novel. 















Q: What do you do with a man who







thinks he's God's gift?







A: Exchange him. 















Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love







Too Much" a disappointment for many







men?







A: No phone numbers. 















Q: Why do men like smart women?







A: Opposites attract. 















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