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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E

1. There's car break trouble
2. A client's fee schedule

# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y

1. There's car break trouble

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer
and a Branch Manager were on their way
to a meeting. They were driving down a
steep mountain road when suddenly the
brakes on their car failed. The car
careened almost out of control down the
road, bouncing off the crash barriers,
until it miraculously ground to a halt
scraping along the mountainside. The
car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now
had a problem: they were stuck halfway
down a mountain in a car with no brakes.
What were they to do?

"I know," said the Branch Manager,
"Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision,
formulate a Mission Statement, define
some Goals, and by a process of
Continuous Improvement find a solution
to the Critical Problems, and we can be
on our way."

"No, no," said the Hardware Engineer,
"That will take far too long, and
besides, that method has never worked
before. I've got my Swiss Army knife
with me, and in no time at all I can
strip down the car's braking system,
isolate the fault, fix it, and we can
be on our way."

"Well," said the Software Engineer,
"Before we do anything, I think we
should push the car back up the road
and see if it happens again."

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2. A client's fee schedule

A lawyer calls his client to tell him
about his fee schedule.

"Alright," the lawyer says looking
through his papers. "You owe me $1000
down and $417.58 cents each month for
the next thirty-six months.

"What! That sounds like a car payment
schedule," retorted the client.

"Your right. It's mine."

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