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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E

1. Very bad to arrest a judge
2. Two lawyers getting robbed
3. Argue over the  stop sign

# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y

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1. Very bad to arrest a judge

A squad car driver was covering a quiet
beat out in the sticks when he was
amazed to find a former lieutenant on
the police force covering the beat.

He stopped the car and asked, "Why,
Irish Mike, this wouldn't be your new
beat out here in the sticks, would it?"

"That it is, "Irish Mike replied
grimly, "ever since I arrested the
judge on his way to the masquerade
ball."

"You mean you pinched his honor?"
asked Pat.

"How was I to know that his convict
suit was only a costume?" demanded
Mike.

"Well," mused Pat, "there's a
lesson in this somewhere."

"That there is," replied Irish
Mike...." 'Tis wise never to book
a judge by his cover."

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2. Two lawyers getting robbed

Two lawyers are in a bank, when,
suddenly, armed robbers burst in.

While several of the robbers take
the money from the tellers, others
line the customers, including the
lawyers, up against a wall, and
proceed to take their wallets,
watches, etc. While this is going
on lawyer number one jams something
in lawyer number two's hand.

Without looking down, lawyer number
two whispers, "What is this?" to
which lawyer number one replies,
"It's that $50 I owe you."

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3. Argue over the stop sign

A cop stops a man for running a
stop sign and the subject gives the
cop a lot of grief explaining that
he did stop.

After several minutes, the cop
explained to the gentleman that he
didn't stop, he just slowed down
a little.

The gentleman said 'Stop or slow
down, what's the difference?'.

The cop pulled the guy out of the car
and hit him with a nightstick for
about a minute and then said,
'Would you like for me to stop or
just slow down?'

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