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1. Turn back your car odometer















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1. Turn back your car odometer















A blonde made several attempts to sell







her old car. She was having a lot of







problems finding a buyer because the







car had 340,000 miles on it. She







discussed her problem with a brunette







that she worked with at a bar.















The brunette suggested, "There may be







a chance to sell that car easier, but







it's not going to be legal."















"That doesn't matter at all," replied







the blonde. "All that matters it that







I am able to sell this car."















"Alright," replied the brunette. In a







quiet voice, she told the blonde:







"Here is the address of a friend of







mine. He owns a car repair shop around







here. Tell him I sent you, and he







will turn the counter back on your car







to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't







be a problem to sell your car."















The following weekend, the blonde







took a trip to the mechanic on the







brunette's advice.















About one month after that, the







brunette saw the blonde and asked,







"Did you sell your car?"















"No!" replied the blonde. "Why







should I? It only has 40,000 miles







on it."















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