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Lightbulb joke collection 59A: Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in. Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: One, but only after asking "Why?" Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb). Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They have a machine that does that now. Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified. Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb? A: Three, one to do it and two to argue about whether that was the way Bill Monroe would have done it. Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb? A: It doesn't matter because the banjo player is gonna' change it again anyway after everybody else is done. Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb? A: They don't. They only use acoustic light bulbs.
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