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Lightbulb joke collection 60A: Two. One to go to Chicago because there might be a lightbulb there and the other to play harp. Q: How many blues musicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Five. One to screw in the lightbulb, and four to play sad, blue songs about the old, wornout lightbulb. Q: How many CD player users does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but the old bulb keeps getting stustustustustustustustustustuck Q: How many LP player users does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but the old bulb keeps getting stuck... getting stuck... getting stuck... Q: How many comp.sys.intel readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 0.999999875 Q: How many Macintosh engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None - it has to be done by a local authorized dealer. Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but it costs $4000 and you have to replace the motherboard. Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one.
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