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Lightbulb joke collection 58A: It doesn't matter. Nobody will notice anyway. Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, but the guitarist has to show him first Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to light a candle and say it's just as good as electric light. Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: "I've got a candle that looks just like it." Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Lightbulbs? C'mon, I got sunlight, fluorescent, candles-anything you want. Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Oh, just one. But this bulb won't do. You want to use a 3-way bulb, but if you can afford it, I hear that next month GE will be coming out .... " Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but if you wait until next month, Yamaha will have a new model bulb out which is much better. Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg.
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