Jokes
Never Forget Your Passwords Again! Register for Free
 Location: Clean Jokes > Kids Jokes > Kids Animal Jokes > Dog jokes 08

Mailing List
Enter your E-MAIL address BELOW for FREE daily JOKES by E-MAIL!

Laugh Links
- Funny Jokes
- Funny Cartoons
- Random Jokes
- Fun Pages
- Funny Videos
- Funny Audio
- Fun Downloads
- Funny Links
> Featured Today
- What's new?
- Joke of the Day
- Funny Pic of Day
> Other Options
- Contact us
- Link to us
- Submit a Joke


Dog jokes 08

Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
A: He gets splinters in his mouth!

Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?
A: A bull dog!

Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A: A guard dog!

Q: What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?
A: A plain clothes police dog!

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk?
A: Rid of the dog!

Q: What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?
A: A computer with a lot of bites!

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A: A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?
A: A sheep that can round itself up!

E-mail this joke to your friends!
  • Visit the next joke: Elephant Jokes
  • Visit the previous joke about this topic!
  • Return to the kids animal jokes page

    Search for Jokes by Keyword

    I Want to Match in Search Index:
     

    • Copyright © 2005. Reproduction of this site in part or whole is strictly prohibited. Use subject to terms.
    [ Jokes | Corporate Center | Funny Pictures ]