Elephant jokes

Elephant jokes

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Elephant jokes 01

What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
Time to fix the fence!

What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?
An elephant with an umbrella!

What' s grey with red spots?
An elephant with the measles!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice!

What's big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera!

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
A jet propelled elephant!

Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken was having a day off!

What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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