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Dog jokes 06A: Chump chops! Q: How many seasons are there in a dogs life? A: Just one, the moulting season! Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come! Q: Why is it called a "litter" of puppies? A: Because they mess up the whole house! Q: How do you stop a dog smelling? A: Put a peg on it's nose! Q: What is the best time to take a Rottweiler for a walk? A: Any times he wants to! Q: When is a black dog not a black dog? A: When it's a greyhound! Q: How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon? A: Melon-collie! Q: What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones? A: Hush puppies! Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow? A: Slush puppies!
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