Animal Jokes

Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?

A: Sting!





Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?

A: The bee gees!





Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?

A: An animal that stinks and stings!





Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?

A: Issues a royal pardon!





Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?

A: She's throne!





Q: What does the bee Santa Claus say?

A: Ho hum hum!





Q: Why do bees hum?

A: Because they've forgotten the words!





Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A: A fumble bee!





Q: What did the bee say to the flower?

A: Hello honey!





Q: What's a bees favorite flower?

A: A bee-gonias!