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Bear Jokes 01

Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?

A: Ice lolly!

Q: Have you ever hunted bear?

A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!

Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?

A: Ready, teddy, go!

Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A: A bear faced lyre!

Q: Why do bears have fur coats?

A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A: A teddy boar!

Q: What should you call a bald teddy?

A: Fred bear!

Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A: A little bear!

Q: What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?

A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!

Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

A: Winnie the Pooh!