Your Dentist Is Crazy
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.
His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"
Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.
Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.
He...ummm..licks his tools clean.
Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.
When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.
Wears a necklace made of human teeth.
Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.
Insists that a Novacaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.