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School Collection 14

Father: I hear you skipped school to play football

Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!

Teacher: When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night.

Teacher: Why did you say that?

Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

What did the Sheriff of Nottingham say when Robin fired at him?

That was an arrow escape!

A history joke

What did the ghost of Queen Elizabeth say as it floated into the terrified woman's bedroom?

Don't worry, I'm just passing through!

Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.

Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!