Kid Jokes

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!





A history joke

Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich?

Because the poor didn't have anything worth stealing!





Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name?

Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith




A history joke

Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!





Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.

School Secretary: Who is this?

Pupil: This is my father speaking!