Kid Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!





Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?

Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!





What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!





Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?

Pupil: The school bus!





What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!