Kid Jokes

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?


Because he was newt to the area!





Where do frogs keep their treasure?


In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!





Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?


A hot frog!





What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?


Hop on!





What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?


Morse toad!





Whats the world weakest animal?


A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!





What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole!





What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?


Lily!





What do Scottish toads play?

Hop-scotch!