Kid Jokes

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn!


Where do you get frogs eggs?

At the spawn shop!


What's a toads favorite sweet?

Lollihops!


What do you call a frog spy?

A croak and dagger agent!


How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!


Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!


What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?

Hop in!


What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!